Monday 17 October 2011

Your Highness

Now if it wasn't for the despicable bad language,I would have enjoyed this film a lot more.

Of course,I watched it to see if there was any scenes for our fair damsel,and was rewarded.

No copyright infringment intended.

Basically,the damsel's played by Zooey Deschanel,who is kidnapped by the evil wized Leezar.He wants of course,to ravish her,so that he can then spread death and destruction throughout the world,blah,blah-we all know the score.:)

No copyright infringment intended.

Anyway,we can't have that now,can we? So her hero immediately sets out to rescue her,accompanied by his lazy,good for nothing brother.However,as they progress,our hero's brother begins to realise and learn,and does come good in the end.

I'm drifting off the main point here,so sorry about that.There are three scenes included.One is right at the start,showing an unknown damsel tied up,spread-eagled on a stone,just as our villian's going to perform his dastardly deed.Fortunately,our main hero,Prince Fabious(ha ha) saves her.Then not long after that,Leezar appears again to seize Fabious' love,Belladonna(who thinks of these names?:))aka Zooey.

After doing so,we see a scene where Leezar is eating a meal with three of his mothers(hmm,yes,I did say that)then we see Zooey with her hands chained in front of her,and she's cleave gagged.She manages to spit out the gag,giving some defiance to her kidnapper,before he shoves the gag back in.

Of course,as expected,we see Zooey tied up towards the climax of the film,spread-eagled,just as Leezar is going to enjoy himself.

Fortunately again,our heroes(with some priceless help from Natalie Portman's warrior character,Isabel,manage to save the day.

No copyright infringment intended.

The film's a comedy,and I must admit I did enjoy it,but it would have been so much better,without all the swearing and sexual innenuedos in the script.

Anyway,enjoy.

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